Our dog

I really admire our dog's way of life. If I had the chance to choose someone else's life, I would choose his. I could sleep whenever I'd like to. There'd always be someone to feed me. Everyone would be extremely glad to stroke me, pet me, caress me... I would be the ruler of my own masters. I would be absolutely free to go wherever I'd want. Females would fight to become my mistresses. The only thing that would matter to me would be the games I could play.
But unfortunately I was born as a human girl and I have to deal with it. Hmmm...